Here Comes The Judge | The Smoking Gun | 6.24.04
JUNE 24–While seated on the bench, an Oklahoma judge used a male enhancement pump, shaved and oiled his nether region, and pleasured himself, state officials charged yesterday in a petition to remove the jurist. …
Visitors to Thompson’s Creek County courtroom reported hearing a “swooshing” sound coming from the bench, a noise the court reporter said “sounded like a blood pressure cuff being pumped up.” …
…admitting that the pump was “under the bench” during the murder case (and at other times), but he denied using the item, which was supposedly a “gag gift from a friend.” …
Hat tip Robert Ambrogi’s LawSites &
The Legal Reader
I guess I should have known this—if you have stupid criminals, you got to have stupid jurist. Surely a prescription for Levitra or Cialis would eliminate the “swooshing” for those longer trials…