Real “ER” Doc

8.31.04

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You know you’re a real “ER” doc when—the ER staff gives you a birthday party and even the schizophrenics in the ER take time from their delusions to wish you happy birthday. Especially meaningful was the happy birthday from the elderly schizophrenic brought in for drinking her own urine—because she just knew it would bring her man back …

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1 Nick 8.31.04 at 0848

Happy birthday, Symtym… from another nut. PS don't drink that apple juice!

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2 Nick 8.31.04 at 0848

Happy birthday, Symtym… from another nut. PS don’t drink that apple juice!

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