Frivolous Lawsuit: Pseudocyesis

9.29.08

in Healthcare, Law

In the ER, when you hear an incoming paramedic unit give report on the phone/radio and the paramedic is barely able to reframe from laughing—something is up. Patient arrives via ambulance with a complaint of being 7 ½ years pregnant. Our pregnancy test is negative. Her response is, “they’re always negative.” Have you seen your doctor(s) for this and have they found a pregnancy? “No, they don’t believe me.” What do you do then? “I sue them.”

Pelvic examination shows a non-parous os, without any secondary signs of pregnancy and no bleeding. Her response, “that’s because the baby is wrapped in plastic.” No pregnancy was found and patient was discharged with an impression of pseudocyesis. A month later, at a cost of $10, she files a lawsuit. Several months later, after many hours and thousands of dollars, the case is dismissed on a general demurrer.

Complaint:

Pseudocyesis 1

Jurisdiction:

Pseudocyesis 2

Proper Court:

Pseudocyesis 3

Plaintiff has suffered:

Pseudocyesis 4

Plaintiff prays:

Pseudocyesis 5

Additional:

Pseudocyesis 6

Cause of action:

Pseudocyesis 7

Court’s tentative ruling (subsequently granted):

Demurrer is sustained without leave to amend for failure to state a cause of action. No cause of action is stated based on the allegations that moving defendant is responsible for plaintiff’s “7 ½ year” pregnancy. Plaintiff has filed no opposition indicating that she can state a cause of action, but she has requested that this case be transferred to Judge ___. That request is denied as there is no basis for such request and there is no records in the court’s computer system or file that this matter was ever before Judge ___. Plaintiff’s request further states that she is now 8 ½ years pregnant, indicating that the defect of the complaint cannot be cured. Defendant to prepare a formal order and judgment of dismissal pursuant to CRC 391.

After the plaintiff’s dismissal, she attempted to sue the judge.

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1 shadowfax 9.29.08 at 1601

You did a pelvic? I’m impressed (I think). I am not sure I would have…

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2 symtym 9.29.08 at 1610

She warned me that I was going to be sued. If I’m getting invited to the dance, not going to miss any steps (standard of care, despite the illogic). Other reasons for doing a pelvic were to ruleout other pathologies that she was misconstruing as pregnancy: large fibroid, uterine/cx ca, prolapse, etc.

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3 WhiteCoat 10.2.08 at 1128

What utter BS.
You so need to file a countersuit against her.
Get her classified as a “vexatious litigant” by the court – then she can’t file another suit without court approval.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vexatious_litigation

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4 Yvette 10.8.08 at 1117

WOW that is amazing… I have never seen such. Wow

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5 Strong One 10.13.08 at 0559

Err.. uuhh. WOW.
(slapping hand on forehead)

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6 cathy 10.30.08 at 1721

Goodness, That’s about the most crazy things I’ve read yet. Speaking of crazy, in 8.5 yrs. no one has yet had her checked out in that area?

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7 Rogue Medic 12.21.08 at 0623

5150?

At least until the baby is delivered. :-)

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8 Nursie 2.25.09 at 0930

Why was this patient not referred to psychiatric treatment? A baby almost 400 weeks due might be best delivered by a shrink.

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9 kevin 2.25.09 at 1559

you are very brave for going “up inside” her crazy “virgina”. even if you were allowed “a little light”. i’d be afraid.

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10 M.T. 2.25.09 at 1707

This clearly sounds like a schizophrenic person. If she had said that in the hospital, I’m at a loss to understand *why a psychological evaluation wasn’t performed on the spot* to help rule out a mental health diagnosis. That would have protected the hospital/ward/workers from such silliness. Not that she’d ever secure such a lawsuit and meet in court, but, really. That’s some long-assed pregnant time!

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